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Driver.....Horatio Sanz Passenger.....Jimmy Fallon [ while all of the events are taking place, cards with pictures of the events are being shown ] Announcer: Two friends are on a car drive through the suburb on their way to the grocery store. Both are completely unware of the dangers they may face. It's a good thing they're carrying "The Auto Alert Emergency First Aid Kit." "Auto Alert" compactly contains all the materials and information one would need to deal with any common emergency. For example, say the passenger reaches into the glove compartment to pull out a map, and gets a paper cut. "Auto Alert" contains everything that is necessary to deal with minor cuts. Or, perhaps the driver had to slam on the brakes while the glove compartment was open, and a pen flies out and stabs the passenger in the thigh. "Auto Alert" includes all the directions and materials one needs to deal with impaled objects. Or think of the dangers involved in driving with the window rolled down. With his window rolled down, the driver is subjecting himself to those horrible mutant squirrel attacks. But luckily, "Auto Alert" includes all of the bandages and vaccines neccesarry to handle your basic mutant squirrel attack. As you can see, a simple ride to the grocery store possesses many dangers, and for only 101 easy payments of $14.99, you can be prepared to deal with any common injury. So order the "Auto Alert Emergency First Aid Kit," because you could be dead without it. Rate or review this sketch. |
