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Vince McMahon.....Darrell Hammond The Rock.....Jimmy Fallon Daniel McMahonald.....Will Ferrell Kurt Angle.....Chris Kattan Goodfather.....Tracy Morgan Censor.....Ana Gasteyer [ Inside a McDonald's ] Vince McMahon: Hello, fellow World Wrestling Federation fans. Soon, I will put McDonald's out of business with my fast-food chain, McMahonald's. So, kiss that Big Mac goodbye, you overweight slobs! And now, here to tell you about McMahonald's are our official spokespersons, WWF superstars The Rock and Kurt Angle. [ in the back, The Rock and Kurt Angle are beating up cooks ] The Rock: The Rock says this. All you candy-asses who order from McDonald's are going to listen to The Rock. Whenever you see a McMahonald's, you'll always know to SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what The Rock in cookin'. And The Rock ain't cookin' Big Macs. The Rock is cooking Big Mahons. And then, instead of Ronald McDonald, you have Daniel McMahonald, the toughest, aggressive, big clown you'll ever see. [ Daniel McMahonald bursts through a wall and throws a cook over the counter ] Daniel McMahonald: [ mispronouncing words ] Yu will nowt lissun to Rownald McDawnald anymore, you will lissun to Danyal McMonald. Now, wut abowt the Hoppy Meelz, Kert Ongle? Kurt Angle: Oh yes, the Happy Meals. We have the true Happy Meals here at McMahonald's. Oh yes! True, true, true! When your lads come to McMahonald's, you get Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots featuring Parent Television Council Employees and the Right to Censor! [ cut to Boxing Match ] Goodfather: OK, now, the RTC wants to make the WWF clean, but not really! We're fake! Censor: You are not making the WWF clean! [ Goodfather punches the censor, sending her flying ] [ cut back to Vince McMahon ] Vince McMahon: Thank you, and see you at McMahonald's! Jingle: "At McMahonald's, We love to see you injured." Rate or review this sketch. |
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