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February 17th, 2001
Host: Sean Hayes

  • The SNL Writers' Meeting
    Members of the writing staff blame one another for show's deficiencies.
    - written by Paul Buxton

  • Sean Hayes' Monologue
    Anne Heche tells Sean Hayes she wants to play a "lesbonian" on "Will & Grace".
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • AmCrak
    Hook up with AmCrak to get the sh** you want!
    - written by Paul Buxton

  • Leftovers
    Waiter and waitress greedily finish the food on diners' plates.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Empathy Pain
    Larry's quest to feel the pain of others gets a little out of hand.
    - written by Jordan Davidson

  • White House For Sale
    Bill and Hillary Clinton resell stolen White House furniture on Westchester lawn.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Security Guard Wanna-Bes
    Marco and Eugene desperately want to guard the video games at Toys R Us.
    - written by Paul Buxton

  • The Crapless Hat
    Despite design flaws, Crapless Hat actually keeps bird crap off of your head.
    - written by McKenna Fuller

  • Porno Training Academy
    Today's child stars can train to become the porn stars of tomorrow.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan
Sean Hayes - 2/17/01

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