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Announcer #1.....Chris Parnell Man.....Will Ferrell Announcer #2.....Darrell Hammond Announcer #1: Has this ever happened to you? [ show clip of a Man being pooped on by a bird ] It can really slow down your day, and often times, it can be quite embarrassing... Wouldn’t it be nice if there were a way for you to feel comfortable walking through the park, or any other large, uncovered area, without having to worry about unwanted gifts from the birds? Well now there is! It’s the amazing Crapless Hat! [ show hat - it’s a regular baseball hat, except it’s got four beams extending upward about 2 feet, and holding up a tarp up over the man’s head ] Put it on like a regular hat... and it’s that simple... It’s so light weight, you’ll never know it’s there! [ show tarp being caught by the wind, and man’s head being tugged at a little ] With the Crapless Hat, you’ll never have to worry about this again. [ show clip of Man getting pooped on ] Instead you can feel safe and secure that you aren’t going to get any embarrassing bird poop on you again. [ show bird pooping on the tarp, and impact of the fall is so great that the man loses his balance ] So get your Crapless Hat today... cause nobody deserves to be put through the humiliation of getting pooped on by a bird! [ while saying that, show the man walking through the park.. all of a sudden a big gust of wind comes and rips off the man’s head... show hat with a head attached to it floating across the park. ] Announcer #2: The Crapless Hat, available at any of these fine department stores: [ show stores on the screen ] Sears, Target, K-Mart, and Pic-n-Save. Rate or review this sketch. |
