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Nick-At-Nite Promo
written by: Patrick Lonergan


.....Conan O'Brien

Announcer: All this week, Nick-at-Nite remembers the 80's..

[ show footage of Reagan assassination attempt ]

In 1980, John Hinckley stunned the nation when he attempted to assassinate newly-elected President Ronald Reagan.

[ cut to clip from "The Facts of Life" ]

Meanwhile.. on "The Facts of Life", Blair Warner butted heads with new girl Jo Polniazek.

Jo Polniazek: "How'd ya like to eat ya teeth?"

[ show footage of Space Shuttle Challenger exploding ]

Announcer: In 1986, the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded within minutes of its launch, claiming the lives of six astronauts and one teacher who were onboard.

[ cut to clip from "Diff'rent Strokes" ]

Later that year, "Diff'rent Strokes" was cancelled, never again to be seen on NBC.

Arnold Jackson: "What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

[ show footage of Acid Rain Conference ]

Announcer: In 1988, the Acid Rain Information Clearinghouse held its first conference to specifically investigate the interdependence of potential global climate changes and acid precipitation, air quality, and stratospheric ozone depletion. [ cut to clip from "Saturday Night Live" ]

That same year, a young comedy writer named Conan O'Brien penned a short sketch titled "Nude Beach" for "Saturday Night Live", in which the word "penis" was spoken and sang a total of 43 times.

Bob, Doug, Jack, Ted, Bill: "Penis, penis, penis, penis / Penis all day long.."

[ cut to Conan O'Brien ]

Conan O'Brien: Incidentally, it was because of this sketch that I was later hired to write for "The Simpsons". How's that for Classic Television!

[ dissolve to Nick-at-Nite logo ]

Announcer: Conan O'Brien and Nick-at-Nite: Preserving Our Television Heritage.


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