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"Trix Are For Kids" Silly Rabbit: TRIX ARE FOR KIDS, HUH? IT'S THE SAME SH** OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THEY TAKE AWAY MY CEREAL BECAUSE I'M NOT A KID. DAMMIT, THOSE RETARDS! WELL, THIS TIME, I'VE GOT A LITTLE PLAN THAT WILL GET ME MY FRUITY AND COLOURFUL TRIX CEREAL. IT'S CALLED THE "GIMME SOME TRIX BITCH!" GUN. I CAN POINT THE "GIMME SOME TRIX BITCH!" GUN AT ANYONE AND THEY'LL HAVE TO GIVE ME THEIR TRIX. SO EVERYONE, EVEN RABBITS, CAN HAVE THAT WICKED AWESOME CEREAL. HEY, HERE COMES A COUPLE OF KIDS WITH TRIX NOW!... HEY KID, HOW ABOUT LETTING ME HAVE SOME OF YOUR TRIX CEREAL! I'D LOVE TO TASTE SOME!" Kid: HAHA. SILLY RABBIT, YOU KNOW TRIX ARE FOR KIDS. Silly Rabbit: HMMM... HOW ABOUT YOU, SWEETHEART? Girl: SORRY, SILLY RABBIT, YOU'VE WATCHED THE COMMERCIALS! TRIX ARE FOR KIDS. Silly Rabbit: TRIX ARE FOR KIDS, HUH? WELL NOT ANYMORE! [ points "gimme your trix bitch" gun at children and shoots them dead ] HAHAHAHAHA! TRIX AREN'T FOR KIDS, YOU FRIGGIN' MORONS. HERE COMES A FEW MORE KIDS! Kids: SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE FOR--- Silly Rabbit: FOR KIDS, I KNOW, YOU FRIGGIN LOSERS! [ shoots two kids ] COOL, NOW I CAN TRY SOME OF THAT FRUITY FLAVOR... [ eats cereal ] HOLY CRAP, THIS TASTES LIKE ASS. WHY DOES ANY KID WANT TO EAT THIS STUFF? DAMN, THIS CEREAL SUCKS. THE END Rate or review this sketch. |
