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German Guy.....Dennis McNicholls
German Guy: Aacht, my name ist Klaus ZeibegheimenscheiBe, and I am zie master uf zie animal zoo! And ven all zie people in zie animal haus leave zie animal zoo, I feed animals food and nurture zem... Achtung, Herr Goat! You vant some cabbage? Here you go, eat up. Vile you are bended ober eatung zie cabbage, I shall give Herr Goat a bath, here ist ein Faucet! Gut, all done vit your supper? Vell, now zat you are tidy, I shall make you untidy. Ven I cracken zie vip, you vill bend ober! Now! Achtung! *CRACK* Now! Benden zie ober! Guut, ist guut... *CRACK*... -cut to next scene- After zat vas ober, I moved on to sie duck pond. It vas harder to get ahold of zie ducks, but I found one and F**k'd it up in its Arsenheimermuellen. Vell, zat was zie end uf zie sadomasochist adventure for zis night. But before zie animal zoo opens tomorrow, I must be sure to bring douche hose in morning und clean up zie mess out of zie holez. ACHTUNG! Animals are my love! Out! Out of my cottage before I ficken your pet cat and then have it for my supper! Auf ficken-wiedersehen! -zie End-- Rate or review this sketch. |
