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James Bond.....Pierce Brosnan Dr. Schlotz.....Chris Kattan [ Opens on Bond driving down a winding road in the European country side ] Announcer: Specialized BMW: $200,000. [ Stops the car, goes into abandoned warehouse of his nemesis, Dr. Schlotz, and pulls out his machine gun and starts shooting ] Announcer: Machine Gun: $250.00. [ Bond starts kickin some ass kung-fu style ] Announcer: Karate Lessons: $150.00. [ Dr. Schlotz runs by him and quickly pulls down Bond's pants exposing pink leopard print bikini style underwear. One of his spies snaps a pic. ] Announcer: Being depanted like a schoolboy by your nemesis and having your picture taken by one of his spies: priceless. Rate or review this sketch. |
