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Young Woman.....Lara Flynn Boyle
[ open on Young Woman sitting at desk with her hand pressed against her head ] Young Woman: Ow.. I have a headache. But I don't have time for a headache.. Announcer: Well, when will you have time for a headache? Young Woman: [ dazed ] I don't know.. Maybe around eight o'clock tonight, after the kids are in bed. Why? Announcer: Because you should try new Painenol, the aspirin you take when you have time for a headache. Young Woman: I don't understand. Announcer: For years, people have been stricken with headaches at the most inopportune moments, when they lack the time to deal with one. With Painenol, you decide when you'll have time to endure a headache, then take one Painenol tablet, and you'll have an instant headache. But at least you'll have time for a headache. Young Woman: That sounds like a really great product! I think I'll give it a try. [ cut to Eight o'clock that night ] Young Woman: [ relaxed in her house ] Well, it's eight o'clock. I don't have a headache, but I do have time for one. I think I'll give Painenol a try. [ swallows an aspirin, then winces in pain ] Ow.. I have a headache.. [ smirks painfully ] ..but at least now I have time for a headache. Ow.. [ continues to clutch her head as the pain overpowers her ] Announcer: New Painenol aspirin. For when you have time for a headache. Rate or review this sketch. |
