Narrator: From the people who brought you the musical CATS comes the next hit Broadway musical, "Superman: the Musical". It's the epic story of an orphan boy from the play krypton who is here to save our planet from evil people. Starring Tom Green as Superman.
Superman: "I'm just an average boy from Krypton. I'm here because my planet was doomed. I'm here to protect and serve for all you lucky people. I will fight and kick and scream as long as I win." [ In the form of a song ]
Narrator: With Lois Lane played by Monica Lewinsky.
Lois Lane: "Help me Superman, I dropped my purse and someone took it, but then again the planet is destroying." [ Song form ]
Superman: Have no fear. Here I come to save the day.
Narrator: And Lex Luthor, Superman's archenemy, played by Christopher Lowell.
[ Superman is standing in front of Lex. ]
Lex Luthor: Superman, those pants dont go with that top at all. OHH.
Narrator: So go see superman the musical, because if you don't, we'll find where you live and make Richard Simmions go to your house and make you sweat to the oldies.
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