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Announcer: A&E Presents the autobiography of Chiky bata Chong. He Beat Bush He attacked Gore and now He's the president Narrarator: Chiky bata Chong was a mutated chicken born with horns on his back. He constantly walked off the roof to his home and is an active politician. Chiky bata Chong quickly became the governor of Alaska. He had to resign from office because he spent the tax money for a basketball hoop for the top of his car. After that, he tried to play basketball while driving and got into a car accident. His left leg was then cut in half. He then became the governor of California. Now Chiky bata Chong is the president of the United States of America. The U.S. has become a third world country but the people can't resist him and his policy on senior citizens not being able to drive. Even though he talks and is a chicken and we don't understand him, we still love him. Then he changed the name of the U.S. to Duck-a-phobia. After he was almost assassinated, he accidently burned the White House down while adding gas pumps to the Oval Office. He was literally thrown out of office. He then bacame addicted to bacon grease, and overdosed on it. He was down to his last dollar when he got hit by a mack truck. He spent one year in a hospital until a magical fairy healed him. He then left the hospital and got attacked by George W. Bush, George H. Bush, Barbara Bush, Jeb Bush and Fidel Castro. They brutally beat him with a can of Jello. Bill Cosby then helped him get om his feet again. Bill taught him that life wasn't worth living if you dont have your jello pudding. One day while Bill was high off the new "special", he tried to eat Chiky bata Chong. He still has the scars to prove it. Chiky bata Chong now lives in a volcano with Ralph Nadar. Rate or review this sketch. |
