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Dave Holmes.....Horatio Sanz Carson Daly.....Jimmy Fallon Bruce Dickinson.....Christopher Walken Gene Frenkle.....Will Ferrell Eminem.....Chris Parnell Bill Clinton.....Darrell Hammond Gemini's Twin.....Maya Rudolph and Ana Gasteyer [ Uncensored Bumper Appears ] Announcer: Welcome to Uncensored! Today, we look at some of Total Request Live's greatest moments. [ Uncensored Bumper fades away and we see Dave Holmes standing in front of the TRL studios ] Dave Holmes: Hello all, I'm Dave Holmes and today we're taking a look at some of TRL's craziest moments. Ever since Bruce Dickinson took over the production of the show, it's been full of surprises...and yes...Cowbells! [ Switch to older footage of Carson Daly on the TRL set, getting ready to speak ] Carson Daly: It's crazy out here today with all you people here and...well everything. I'm Carson Daly and I'm a major tool! Our number ten video... [ Gene Frenkle shows up from backstage with his cowbell, dancing around Carson, ringing the bell loudly ] Carson Daly: What...what the hell is this? [ Bruce Dickinson emerges from backstage ] Bruce Dickinson: Cut! What's the matter Carson? Carson Daly: Well what's with this...this cowbell?! Bruce Dickinson: Oh you like the cowbell too huh! I think this guy's great! Gene Frenkle: Ahhh thanks boss! [ Begins beating cowbell louder ] [ Switch back to Dave Holmes ] Dave Holmes: As you can see, Gene Frenkle has been one of Mtv's newest superstars. Just watch this uncensored clip of Eminem's TRL performance. [ Switch to Eminem, who's rapping in front of the TRL set, live ] Eminem: I hope you bleed and die and don't go into the sky, but instead straight to hell where you belong! Bitch I hope you die... [ Gene Frenkle emerges with his cowbell and begins to bang it loudly. Eminem stops in mid sentence ] Eminem: Who the hell is this fag?! [ Bruce comes out from backstage to see what's the matter ] Bruce Dickinson: Isn't this guy great?! Well, take two...oh and...more cowbell this time, I could barely hear it over your rapping Marshell. [ Cut back to Dave Holmes ] Dave Holmes: Gene and Bruce changed the entire way TRL has been run. Watch this very special interview with Bill Clinton, done by Carson Daly... [ Cut to Bill Clinton and Carson, who are talking it up ] Bill Clinton: Well, I'm happy to be back on M-T-V! Carson Daly: It's an honor to interview you sir, I'm sure you know what's it's like to be a major tool! [ Clinton nods and gets ready to speak, as Gene Frenkle comes out banging his cowbell ] Gene Frenkle: Hey it's the ex-president! Look at that! [ Hits his cowbell louder ] Bill Clinton: What in God's name is going on? [ Back to Dave ] Dave Holmes: So you see, Cowbell has ruled SNL for months and we couldn't be happier! [ Gene comes out from backstage, beating his cowbell. Bruce Dickinson can be heard yelling "more Cowbell!" ] I leave you with this clip... [ Switches to archive footage of Gemini's twin performing ] Gemini's Twin: You know I want your package, I love your minivan! I love your little trailer! I love your farmer's tan! I love... [ Cowbell emerges ringing up a storm ] Brittanica: Yo there be something wrong with this cracker! [ Fades and it replaced with Uncensored Bumper ] Announcer: Next time on Uncensored, Tom Green and Drew Barrymore...SEX TAPES! Rate or review this sketch. |
