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[ Girl sitting next to boyfriend ] Boyfriend: Honey, I know we are both unpleasant with your cup size. So why don't you get a boob job? Girl: Well, sweety, I don't want to spend all that time in the hospital. Voice Over: Hey! You don't have to worry about long waits and sloopy jobs! If you want a quick and easy boob job, just come down to Jiffy Boob! That's right the only 5 minute Augmentation Station! You'll be in and out before you know it! [ Show plugs come down form the ceiling and go for woman's chest. You hear an air compressor go off!] That's right we just give you an injection of air! You tell us when it is the right size. The air pumps simultaneously so no lop-sided boobies! Girl: Hey! I think I'm gonna do that! How do I set-up and appointment? Boyfriend: I don't know, honey, but I'm glad you are doing it! My hand will not be full of tissues and pillows anymore! Voice Over: Appointments, you ask? Just dial 1-800-2-BIGGER! That's right 1-800-2-BIGGER! Rate or review this sketch. |
