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Jerry Bruckeinmer.....Will Ferrell Michael Bay.....Jimmy Fallon Jerry: Hello, I'm Jerry Bruckeinmer. Michael: And I'm Michael Bay. Jerry: We made the movie "Pearl Harbor" over the summer. Now it was released on the Memorial Day weekend and it made 75.5 million dollars. Michael: Now we thought that we made one kick ass movie. I mean it had 40 minutes of explosions, Ben Afflect, Josh Harnett and Kate Beckinsale. Jerry: Now we were sure that this year we will be winning everything for the Oscars. But we read some reviews. Apparently there was a lot that we didn't have and a lot that we didn't need. Michael: Some said that there were too many explosions. (Shrugs in confusion) Jerry: We thought that there wasn't enough explosions. Michael: So we decided that we will make a new version of the movie. Jerry: Micheal and I have been working very hard on the new movie. Michael: The first thing that we did was we got rid of the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Jerry: This got rid of a third of the movie. Michael: Then we cut some other stuff, but we won't bore you with the specifics. Jerry: We made the movie from three hours to roughly fifteen minutes. It starts off and Ben Affleck says that Pearl Harbor was bombed and then you see Kate Beckinsale and Josh Hartnet having sex for ten minutes. Michael: Then the last few minutes is of John Voight as FDR fighting the ambassador of China in a sword fight. Jerry: But this isn't just any sword fight. It's a Lightsaber fight. Like in "Star Wars". Michael: This new version is a lot better than the old version. This time we got the dates and the ohter important parts correct. Jerry: Sure, the trailer shows half of the movie but when the Oscars come around, you will see us winning everything - and I mean EVERYTHING. Michael: We even got Eminem to do the new theme song. He does the rap remake to the Faith Hill song "There You'll Be". Jerry: So, please, go see Pearl Harbor. Michael: We think that you'll like it a lot better than the original version. Rate or review this sketch. |
