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Viackward
written by: Patrick Lonergan


Wife.....Ana Gasteyer
Husband.....Chris Parnell


[ open on couple in bed ]

Wife: Honey!

Husband: It's not my fault.. [ buries his face in his hands ] It's not my fault..

[ cue Announcer ]

Announcer: Not too long ago, many men suffered from what was known as Erectile Dysfunction - or E.D. - and scientists finally cured the problem with the invention of the Viagra drug. Unfortunately, not all the kinks were ironed out of the side effects, so now nearly 90% of males over the age of 16 suffer from O.P. - Overactive Penis.

Voice of Wife: Honey, get that thing away from me!

Voice of Husband: I can't control it! It's out of my hands!

Announcer: Introducing new Viackward, the only safe drug that can reverse the negative effects of Viagra, and restore peace and harmony to what's left of your sex life - at your convenience.

[ show Husband dead asleep and snoring in bed, as his Wife looks on with a smile ]

Wife: God bless you, Viackward.

Announcer: [ over SUPER and product shot ] Viackward. Because sometimes you need a break.


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