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July 14th, 2001       for amusement purposes only - no new episodes over the summer
Host: Cyndi Lauper

  • Original Prank-Stars
    President Bush proves incompetent while making prank calls with Ivan Wackinoff.
    - written by Paul Buxton

  • Rosemark Greeting Cards
    It barely takes an effort to send a Rosemark greeting card to loved ones.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Hawkman's Job Review
    Justice League CEO Superman decides it's time to make a few staff cuts.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • Battlefield Living Room
    Prince and John Travolta engage religious battle in suburban living room.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Charity Wagon
    Where Cyndi gets her thrift store duds at designer store prices.
    - written by Tony Dumont

  • First Day On The Job
    Wal-Mart supervisor struggles to teach the store to incompetent employee.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • Matthew Lesko Infomercial
    Matthew can help Americans illegally obtain money from the government.
    - written by Paul Buxton

  • Idaho Visitor's Center
    German couple think Idaho tour guide is the Chosen One.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • "Friends"
    After 7 long seasons, even the Friends are bored with themselves.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Heavy Duty Protection
    Brawney finally introduces their line of re-usable toilet paper.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • Celebrity Wheel of Fortune
    Pat Sajak finally experiences Alex Trebek's Hell.
    - written by Marc-André Petit

  • Mick Jagger Interview
    Let's get one thing straight - no questions about "Harlem Shuffle", okay?
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • The Albino Family
    White-skinned family don't let their albinoism bother them.
    - written by Jean-Philippe Arcand

  • Fire Safety For The Blind
    Fire bad, throwing candy at blind kids worse.
    - written by Adam Kling

  • Where Are They Now? Andrew Dice Clay
    Potty-mouthed comedian now advertises feminine hygeine products.
    - written by Andy Hoffman

Cyndi Lauper - 7/14/01

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