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Charity Wagon
written by: Tony Dumont


.....Cyndi Lauper
Buyer #1.....Jimmy Fallon
Buyer #2.....Tina Fey


(Shows Cyndi in a thrift store, as trendy jazz music plays in the background)

Cyndi Lauper: Hi, I'm Cyndi Lauper, Grammy winning-singer/songwriter, Emmy-winning actress. Do you know where I like to shop? Well, I'll let you in on a little secret. It's a very chic place at Beverly Hills. A little place called The Charity Wagon.

Whispering Voice: Charity Wagon...

Cyndi: This posh shopping haven is located in every fine shopping area. Paris, Rome, London, New York, Beverly Hills, wherever there are great stores there's a Charity Wagon. In all the world's fine places to shop, there's only one store that's good enough for Cyndi-The Charity Wagon.

Whispering Voice: Charity Wagon...

First Buyer: (wearing a Power Rangers T-shirt) Forget Macy's. Forget Bloomingdales. This is far better. Here, you'll find all the latest fashions from 4 to 7 years ago.

Whispering Voice: Charity Wagon...

Second Buyer: (In tattered 1950's style clothing) And all proceeds go to benefit the homeless.

Whispering Voice: Charity Wagon...

Cyndi: So if you want to shop like me, there's only one place. Where the clothes are expensive, but it's for a good cause. Where you can get thrift store duds at designer store prices.

Whispering Voice: Charity Wagon...Where the stars shop. (slogan appears on screen)


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