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Mother.....Maya Rudolph Grandmother.....Ana Gasteyer [ open on suburban home, little girl running into front room where her Mother is reading a magazine ] Daughter: Mommy, Mommy! Guess what! Thursday's Grandma's birthday! Mother: [ sour ] Great. That means we have to buy a card.. [ cut to city streets, as Mother and Daughter walk to card shop ] Mother: [ to camera ] If you're like me, buying a greeting card for a loved one can be an arduous ordeal. It's nice to receive good cheer, but providing it can be a burdon. [ stops before a stationary shop ] Until now. Thanks to Rosemark Greeting Cards. [ cut to interior, stationary store, greeting card aisle ] Mother: Rosemark greeting cards make it possible for you to provide as little effort as possible to say "I Love You", with their specially-designed vague all-purpose greeting cards. Grandma's birthday coming up? Don't sift through all the meaningful greeting cards that will have you hunting a menagerie of specific birthday cards for Grandma, Grandpa, or your favorite Aunt. With Rosemark, one card suits every purpose. [ pulls a Rosemark greeting card from the stand ] "Happy Birthday, Relative!" Now, that's sentiment that goes a long way. And with Rosemark's fill-in-the-blank style greeting cards.. [ holds up a card that reads "Congratulations on Your New: 1) Baby 2) House 3) Job 4) Spouse ] ..every occasion becomes the perfect occasion. [ circles "2) House", smiles ] [ cut to Grandma's house ] Daughter: [ handing card to Grandma ] Here's your birthday card, Grandma! Grandmother: [ opening card ] "Happy Birthday, Relative." [ to Mother, sarcastic ] Gee, Carol, I didn't think you'd make the effort. Mother: That's Rosemark Greeting Cards. For when you care enough to make the least little effort. Rate or review this sketch. |
