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Britney Spearz.....Maya Rudolph Papa Roachez lead singer.....Chris Parnell Announcer.....Ana Gasteyer (Shows footage of people dancing on a stage) Announcer: Wasn't able to make it to one of her concerts? No problem. Pack your bags and get ready to go on tour with Britney Spearz on the new home vhs/dvd documentary "Britney Spearz: The Oops I Farted Again Tour". The only documentary with footage behind the scenes of over 60 different locations throughout the U.S and Canada,and several interviews and performances from Britney Spearz herself. You'll hear the songs you love including: "Oops I Farted Again"... (Britney Spearz appears dancing and singing on stage with HUGE breasts. The song is a spoof of "Oops I Did It Again") Britney Spearz: (singing) Oops I farted again right in your face,too smells like doggy doo ooh baby, baby you think it wasn't me well guess what oh gee-ee-ee-ee no...more...cheese for me (farts) (song ends) Announcer: You'll also hear "Ugly"(BritneySpearz appears again,singing.Song is spoof of "Lucky") Britney Spearz: This is about a girl who's ugly (starts singing) Early mornin' she throws up she bangs...her...head on the floor puts on her makeup has a bunch of zits and the same chest that she had when she was four ...And they say she's so ugly she's a flab and she smells like fish and an old dirty rag thinkin' if there's nothin' happy in her life then why does she squeel in delight? (ends) Announcer: Never before has something such as this been released to the public,and as a bonus for perchasing this new documentary,it also includes Britney's opening act:Papa Roachez performing "Last Pop-Tart"! (Shows lead singer on stage singing. Song is spoof of "Last Resort) Lead Singer: Ate too many "Reese's Pieces" that was my last pop-tart constipation no crapping got no gas-x cuz' I used it up last time (guitar solo plays) That was my last pop-tart! (ends) Announcer: With these many hits, you'll be crazy not to get this new DVD! It's everything you want from Britney Spearz...And more! Buy it now! Available at all Wal*Mart and Dollar General stores nearest you. This special DVD is only available for a limited time because we're cheap...so get it now before it's too late! (fades to black) Rate or review this sketch. |
