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Gary Condit.....Darrell Hammond
Gary Condit: Attention, single women! Are you looking to put your career in a new direction? If you're between the ages of 20 and 30 years-old, you may want to consider a career in politics. I'm Congressman Gary Condit, and I have an immediate opening for a federal internship in the Washington, D.C. area. Benefits include: 401k Plan, free housing, and a paid one-way vacation after your first year on the job. Need more information? Just listen to this testimonial from one of my former interns: Voice: [ blood-curdling scream of Chandra Levy ] Gary Condit: [ laughs ] Whoops! There must have been some kind of mix-up with the tapes! But hey, it's a rough job, but someone's gotta do it! Why not you? Apply at a federal office building near you today, and make the world of politics a part of your future! [ fade ] Rate or review this sketch. |
