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Doggie Do
written by: Patrick Lonergan


Young Woman.....Maya Rudolph

[ Young Woman runs through her yard with her dog ]

Young Woman: [ to camera ] Rex has always been a great dog.

[ cut to Rex running through the yard and barking ]

But Rex hasn't felt like himself lately.

[ cut to Rex growling next to a tree ]

That's because Rex is constipated.

[ cut to Rex howling in agony on his back ]

But Rex doesn't have to experience discomfort any longer, because now there's new Doggie Do, the constipation supplement for dogs.

As soon as you notice your dog is having a problem with constipation, just pour a little Doggie Do in his supper dish, and in just two short hours, your pooch will be as good as new.

[ Young woman rubs her dogs ears ]

How ya' feeling now, Rex? [ Rex barks playfully ] There, I thought so, boy!

So, the next time your dog experiences the least little discomfort, give him a little Doggie Do to make him feel better.

That's Doggie Do. For when your doggie don't.

[ fade ]


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