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Boy.....Jimmy Fallon Girl.....Maya Rudolph Announcer.....Chris Parnell Mom.....Ana Gasteyer [ open to Boy and Girl standing outside on a hot summer day ] Boy: Wow, it's really hot out today. Girl: I know. It's like a million degrees. [ Announcer's voice appears from nowhere ] Announcer: Why don't you cool off with a nice cool drink. Boy: [ looking around ] Where are you? Announcer: Ha ha ha. Why don't you drink a cool refreshing ReGurgiCola? It's cool! Girl: Why do you keep saying cool? Announcer: Listen, I have a very small vocabulary, can we get on with the commercial. Girl: Whatever. Announcer: Here you two, have some. [ A man, the announcer, appears from the bushes and hands each of them a can ] Announcer: Drink up, it's cool. [ The two open the cans and take a sip. They both spit it out, disgusted ] Boy: Dude, what the hell is in this? Announcer: It's refreshing vomit! Cool, isn't it. Girl: Ew, gross. [ The boy and girl throw up ] Announcer: Gee, you two look a little flushed. Maybe you should have some cool ReGurgiCola. [ The two run inside ] [INSIDE: Boy, Girl, Mom] Girl: There's this guy outside who gave us this disgusting drink. Make him go away. Boy: Yeah. Mom: I'll handle it kids. [ The mother runs outside, the kids follow her ] Mom: [ to the announcer ] What the hell are you giving my kid, you creep! Announcer: [ scared ] I just gave them a cool, refreshing, ReGurgiCola, the only drink on the market that you know someone else has already enjoyed. Mom: Ew, you're gross, get out. Announcer: Okay, but you don't know what cool things you're missing. Mom: GET OUT!!! [ Announcer runs away, as cameramen run away from the bushes ] Announcer: [ Voice Only ] ReGurgiCola, enjoy the drink someone else has already enjoyed. From the makers of SalivaCola. Rate or review this sketch. |
