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August 11th, 2001       for amusement purposes only - no new episodes over the summer
Host: Jon Stewart
Special Guest: Norm MacDonald

  • A Message From the First-Lady of the United States
    Laura Bush announces her desire to leave a legacy.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Death Row
    Dick Ebersol enters Reality TV game in the ultimate race for parole.
    - written by Will Roy

  • Contract Terminated
    Beck will be dropped from his record's label unless he writes sensical lyrics.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • Crack That Nut!
    Contestants try to guess how insane people like Mariah Carey will answer quiz questions.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • Clone College
    DNA evidence leads to the discovery of stolen donuts in the cafeteria.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • The Best of Everything
    Chatty Diane Silverman dominates talk show conversation with conspiracy theorist.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • The Gnome
    Gnome raises havoc on suburban backyard.
    - written by Vincent Gargiulo

  • www.toothfairy.com
    Tooth Fairy's son turns his legend into a dot.com success story.
    - written by Stevie GB

  • Celebrity Jeopardy
    Richard Hatch, Norm MacDonald and Dennis Miller compete for top stupidity.
    - written by Bob Barron

  • SNL Ghosts Reunion
    Gilda Radner, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, John Belushi, Danitra Vance, Michaerl O'Donaghue.
    - written by Jean-Philippe Arcand

  • Two Fat Ladies
    They prepare Sheep Kidney Stew the high-fat way.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • The W Files
    President George W. Bush observes aliens in Area 51 holing cells.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • The Mailman
    Mailman tampers with occupants' deliveries.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Lots of Women
    Wife is judgmental of Husband's multiple girlfriends.
    - written by Vincent Gargiulo

  • The Adventures of Dick Sore
    Dick finds more things to complain about while having dinner at Peter's house.
    - written by Jean-Philippe Arcand

  • The Penis Monologues
    The Penis Monologues are ready to rival The Vagina Monologues.
    - written by Will Roy

  • Caffeine Man
    A day in the life of the Caffeine Man.
    - written by John Painting

  • Bad Show Tickets
    SNL fan repeatedly receives tickets to less-than-stellar performances.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan
Jon Stewart - 8/11/01

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