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Caffeine Man.....Will Ferrell Cashier.....Rachel Dratch [SUPER: A Day In The Life of Caffeine Man] [Open to Caffeine Man lying wide awake in his bed, with the Folgers symbol on his blanket] [Alarm goes off saying: "Coffee" continuously] [He gets up with a jolt] Caffeine Man: Coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SONG PLAYS OVER REST OF SKETCH: "I Want Coffee" instead of "I Want Candy"] [SCENE: In kitchen: Caffeine Man opens his cabinets revealing that they are filled with coffee mugs, he then turns on his many coffee makers] [SCENE: Driving in his coffee colored car with cup holders and coffee mugs everywhere] [SCENE: At Caffeine Man’s work at the Folgers plant, jamming coffee beans into his pants pockets, and looking around, paranoid] [SCENE: Running down the street, he runs into cars setting off their alarms] Caffeine Man: Coffee, coffee, coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [CLOSE-UP TO HIS WALKMAN: Playing coffee commercials] [SCENE: Caffeine Man at the store with a cart full of Folgers and Maxwell House coffee] Caffeine Man: Cashier: Caffeine Man doesn’t reply but instead stands twitching for a few seconds. [SCENE: In Caffeine Man’s house, calling his dogs] Caffeine Man: Here Latte, here Latte. Come here boy. Here Espresso, come here. Here Mocha, that’s a good boy. [SCENE: At night, lying in bed, wide awake, twitching] Caffeine Man: Coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SUPER: A Day In The Life of Caffeine Man] Rate or review this sketch. |
