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INT. BEDROOM - DAY MR. JOHNSON, is in a bed with two sexy girls, GIRL 1 and GIRL 2. MRS. JOHNSON suddenly walks in. MR. JOHNSON Honey! What, what, what...what are you doing home? MRS. JOHNSON Have you forgotten? I live here. MR. JOHNSON I know! But I wasn't expecting you till later. What's going on? MRS. JOHNSON I could ask you the same thing. MR. JOHNSON What are you talking about? MRS. JOHNSON Who are the girls? MR. JOHNSON What girls? MRS. JOHNSON The two naked ones right next to you. Just then, GIRL 3 pops her head out of the bed covers. MRS. JOHNSON (CONT'D) And the one under the covers. MR. JOHNSON (looking around; ignoring the girls) I don't know what you're talking about, Precious. I don't see any girls. Just then, GIRL 4, walks in from behind Mrs. Johnson. Girl 4's in a robe and eating yogurt. GIRL 4 (to Mrs. Johnson) Hey. Who are you? MRS. JOHNSON I happen to be his ex-wife. MR. JOHNSON Honey, what are you talking about? MRS. JOHNSON Good-bye. MR. JOHNSON Honey! Wait! Mrs. Johnson storms out. As soon as she leaves, GIRL 5 sticks her head out from under the bed, GIRL 6 comes out from the closet, GIRL 7 pulls out from under the end of the bed covers, and GIRL 8 pokes her head out from a nearby window. INT. HALLWAY - DAY As Mrs. Johnson is walking away, she accidentally bumps into GIRL 9. GIRL 9 Oops! Cuse me. INT. GARAGE - DAY Mrs. Johnson walks into the garage and gets in the car. She sits down, puts both hands on the wheel, and takes a deep breath. Then smiles. MRS. JOHNSON Okay, boys. You can come out. THREE HUNKY MUSCLE BOUND MEN with their shirts off pull up from the seats with big grins on their faces. Black out. Rate or review this sketch. |
