August 25th, 2001
for amusement purposes only - no new episodes over the summer
Host: Brad Garrett
Pre-Show Meeting
Writers joke about the unmanly nature of Chris Kattan.
- written by
Will Roy
Brad Garrett's Monologue
Nervous Garrett accidentally screws up first line of monologue.
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
Kellogg's Health-E Pop Tarts
Healthy Pop-Tarts contain unusual non-breakfast items.
- written by
Jessica Whitt
McDonaldLand Election
McDonaldLand dictatorship is championed by newcomer Phillip A. O'Fish.
- written by
Mario Lanza
Blue's Clues
Blue helps Steve and friend figure out when the ball game comes on.
- written by
Jordan Davidson
City Council Meeting
City Council won't get rid of sloth in order to build new stadium.
- written by
Vincent Gargiulo
Growing Grass: With Bob Goskey
Grass-growing show is just about as exciting.
- written by
Will Roy
Midget Casting
Midget tires of of being typecast in movies.
- written by
Mario Lanza
Justin Case
Well-prepared man is aptly named.
- written by
Jean-Philippe Arcand
Not-So-Casual Job Interview
Job candidate accidentally shows sign of weakness during interview.
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
Who Wants To Win A Green Card?
Immigrants answers quiz show questions for a green card.
- written by
Jessica Whitt
Suggestions, Inc.
Movie crew try to come up with title for a homosexual film.
- written by
Will Roy
Suggestions, Inc. Part 2
Movie crew succumb to mob bickering while searching for film title.
- written by
Will Roy
Suggestions, Inc. Part 3
Movie crew try to come up with title before writing actual film.
- written by
Will Roy
A Message From the President of the United States
President George W. Bush talks about patriotism found in movies.
- written by
David Schweitzer
Security Guard Wanna-Bes
Security guard wanna-bes take job at Safeway grocery store.
- written by
Paul Buxton
Meatloaf Swap
Jason Kinsey uses meatloaf to barter with starving refugees.
- written by
Mario Lanza
People Off The Ship
Lack of food on ship means someone will be forced overboard.
- written by
Vincent Gargiulo
The Unusual Suspects
Porky Pig and others are suspects in prostitute murder.
- written by
Will Roy
The NBC Interview
Obsessed TV viewer thinks he'd make for a perfect TV executive.
- written by
Adam Kling
The Redemption Song
Various celebrities comfort nerd made fun of at high school football game.
- written by
J.P. Ragan
How Not To Fake A Drug Test
Jake and Stan demonstrate.
- written by
Francis Paul Pacheco
