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Bob Goskey.....Brad Garrett .....Tracy Morgan [Open with Bob Goskey] Bob Goskey: I'm Bob Goskey and I'm from Kentucky. Did you know that there are no shows on television right now about growing grass? Well that won't be for long, because this year you can watch me, Bob Goskey, in my very own show on the Pax Network! Join me every Thursday for a new lesson in horticulture. I'll show you how to grow everything from Kentucky Blue to Kentucky Green grass! But I won't be alone, I'll be joined by a different celebrity guest every week. [Tracy Morgan shows up] Tracy Morgan: Yo hey dog! Bob Goskey: Why it's Tracy Morgan from Saturday Night Live! Tracy Morgan: Saturday Night what? Snap dog! I came to grow grass wit' you! Bob Goskey: Well Tracy, just take a look at this Kentucky Bluegrass I'm growing! [Tracy picks a clump of the grass, then removes a small 'paper' from his pocket. He rolls the grass and walks offstage] Bob Goskey: That Tracy is quite the character! Join me this fall on "Growing Grass with Bob Goskey" [Tracy runs back on coughing, holding the burning joint] Tracy Morgan: Snap dog! This Kentucky grown stuff is strong! Do you think I could sell some? Bob Goskey: Tracy...are you smoking my grass? Oh Tracy, it's not that kind of grass! [Tracy continues coughing. Cut to "Growing Grass with Bob Goskey" bumper] Rate or review this sketch. |
