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Justin Case.....Brad Garrett Mark Manning.....Chris Parnell (opens in an airport. Justin Case and Mark Manning are sitting, waiting for their plane.) Mark Manning: (speaking to himself) My flight is late. I wonder what's keeping it. Justin Case: It's probably because it crashed in a building. Mark Manning: (confused) That's quite improbable. But why are you thinking so negatively? Justin Case: Well, it's just in case it happened for real. Because if it did, I would be less shocked. Mark Manning: Oh...I see... Justin Case: Let me introduce myself. I'm Justin Case. Mark Manning: Pleased to meet you. I'm Mark Manning. (they shake hands) Justin Case: It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Manning. (takes out a large hat from his suitcase and puts it on his head) Mark Manning: Why are you wearing a hat? Do you think it's gonna rain in the building? (laughs) Justin Case: No, it's just in case the roof would fall and everyone got killed. That hat is made of pure titanium. It's very convienient if something falls on your head. Mark Manning: Yes, I suppose. Justin Case: You should be careful too. Why don't you buy yourself one? I know a great place where you can find some. Mark Manning: No thanks. I don't think I'll need it often. Justin Case: You're not very careful. You should buy one, just in case something like a plane would crash right on your head. Mark Manning: I may be careless, but you are too careful. Justin Case: We're never careful enough. In fact, I'm so careful everyday I irradiate my food so I'm sure I won't become a mutant. Mark Manning: Why do you even think about doing such a thing? Justin Case: Well, just in case a radioactive parasite found its way into my sandwich and if I swallowed it, it would eat my stomach and spread a toxic fluid in my veins. Mark Manning: (stunned, eyes wide open) I'm sorry Mr. Case, but I think you are insane. Justin Case: Not at all, I'm just careful. Mark Manning: You're WAY too careful. Justin Case: Don't worry, Mr. Manning, you'll learn eventually. I think at some college they give a Be Careful 101 course. Maybe you should try it, just in case something bad happened to you. Mark Manning: I don't think I'll ever have time to go back to college. I'm already fed up with work. Justin Case: You should take a break. You know, just in case you had a heart attack. Mark Manning: My health is fine. And I'm no Dick Cheney. Justin Case: I know that. (a radio announcement is heard) Radio Voice: All passengers on Flight 738 for Milwaukee are pleased to check in at Gate 4C. Mark Manning: Oh, it's my flight. Don't wanna miss it. Justin Case: It's mine too. What's your seat number? Mark Manning: (checking on his ticket) Ummm...25A Justin Case: What a coincidence! I'm 25B. We can finish our discussion on the plane. Mark Manning: Sure. But it's possible that I'll listen to my walkman during our chat. Justin Case: Why is that? Mark Manning: Well, JUST IN CASE you're boring! (both laughs) Justin Case: Great, you're progressing. Keep up the good work. Just in case you would get tired. (both laugh. They leave for the gate) (screen fades) Rate or review this sketch. |
