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June 9th, 2001
The Best of Saturay Night You

  • George W. Bush and the Spy Plane
    President George W. Bush thinks Chinese restaurant seized Navy aircraft.
    - written by weezerfan

  • Alec Baldwin's Monologue
    Video footage shows Alec beating better quality sketches out of SNL writing staff.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Tarot Readin' Wit Miss Cleo
    Tarot-reading Miss Cleo has all the obvious answers to human insights.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • I Am Jesus Christ
    Son of God's song of self overlooks the true meaning of Christmas.
    - written by Vincent Gargiulo

  • Celebrity Survivor
    As usual, bickering celebrities are unable to adhere to game show rules.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • AmCrak
    Hook up with AmCrak to get the sh** you want!
    - written by Paul Buxton

  • Ray Lewis Interview
    Al Michaels give Ray Lewis a hard time during sports interview.
    - written by Jordan Davidson

  • Masculine Choice
    Leakage absorption pads for men protect against nocturnal emissions.
    - written by Tony Dumont

  • Apocalypse News
    Six o'clock news team is oblivious to results of the apocalypse.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Walkies
    Boston Teens and other Christopher Walken fans gather together at convention.
    - written by Brian Rust

  • Noah's Ark
    Noah and son Shem consult animal checklist in style of modern daily routine.
    - written by Vincent Gargiulo

  • McMahonald's
    The world conquered, Vince McMahon and the WWF take over America's fast food chain.
    - written by Democratic Darkness

  • Full Examination
    Dr. Keegan makes patient uncomfortable during physical checkup.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • Yo Girlfriend, I Gots Me A Secret
    On "Ricki Lake Show", Boston Teen Sully is Mango's new dance partner.
    - written by EJ Kim

  • Rabid Raccoon
    Kids love chancing rabies attacks from Rabid Raccoon board game.
    - written by Tony Dumont

  • Actors
    Actors who portrayed James Bond sound off during panel discussion.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Blue's Clues
    Despite obvious clues, Steve fails to find Mom's medicine in time.
    - written by Jordan Davidson

  • Mystery Meal
    Bring the power of guesswork to your dinner table with Mystery Meal!
    - written by Tony Dumont

  • The SNL Message Board Party
    Frequent visitors of SNL Message Board conduct meeting over dinner party.
    - written by Paul Buxton

  • Super Duper Mongos
    Two-faced cashier lets customers know how he really feels about them.
    - written by Benjamin G. Barry

  • Lord Kennith Clark’s Look at Society
    Lord Kennith and Sister Wendy disagree on the art of modern music.
    - written by McKenna Fuller
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