- A Message From the First-Lady of the United States
Laura Bush announces her desire to leave a legacy.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- Arnold Schwarzenegger's Monologue
Lorne Michaels leads army of clones of Arnold's movie characters.
- written by Will Roy
- Crackerslave Inc. Infomercial
African-Americans will jump at the chance to keep rednecks as slaves.
- written by Alex Joyce
- TRL
Drunken Bono hogs the cameras during interview with Carson Daly.
- written by Katie O'Neil
- Hawkman's Job Review
Justice League CEO Superman decides it's time to make a few staff cuts.
- written by Mario Lanza
- 2002 California Gubernatorial Debate
Arnold reopens his candidacy against California Governor Gray Davis.
- written by Paul Buxton
- First Day On The Job
Wal-Mart supervisor struggles to teach the store to incompetent employee.
- written by Jessica Whitt
- The Adventures of Dick Sore
Dick finds more things to complain about while having dinner at Peter's house.
- written by Jean-Philippe Arcand
- www.toothfairy.com
Tooth Fairy's son turns his legend into a dot.com success story.
- written by Stevie GB
- Lunchables
Lunchables dominate the conversation construction workers' lunch hour.
- written by Vincent Gargiulo
- Arnold Meets Maria
Flashback reveals the nature of Arnold's first date with Maria Shriver.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- Sesame Street
"20/20" undercovers the secret, twisted lifestyle of "Sesame Street"'s Bert.
- written by Will Roy
- Whose After-Show Party is it, Anyway?
Greg Proops' dirty whore adds new fun to the improv program.
- written by Paul Buxton
- Terminator 3: SNL
Mad TV sends a Terminator to 1975 to kill Lorne Michaels.
- written by Mario Lanza
- Hot Dog Vendor
Hot dog vendor describes his weiners anatomically.
- written by Alex Joyce
- Two Fat Ladies
They prepare Sheep Kidney Stew the high-fat way.
- written by Jessica Whitt
- The Aguilera House
Christina Aguilera's parents think she should whore up her wardrobe a little more.
- written by Mario Lanza
- Gary Condit Advertisement
Gary Condit asks for young women who possess the skills needed to become interns.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
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