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September 29th, 2001
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Host: Reese Witherspoon
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- Bush Address The Nation
Aided by Twisted Sister lyrics, President George W. Bush issues threat to Osama Bin Laden.
- written by Mario Lanza
- Reese Witherspoon's Monologue
Reese's monologue is interrupted by personal observations from Dan Rather.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- Landry Corporation
Landry Corp. has accomplished many firsts, including their Going Out of Business Sale.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- Liar, Liar, Shorts On Fire!
Media doesn't accept Michael Jordan's latest retirement announcement as serious news.
- written by Jordan Davidson
- Behind the Scenes at the MTV Video Awards
U2's artistic integrity flies over the heads of M-TV personnel.
- written by Mark Polishuk
- Celebrity Jeopardy
This week, Sean Connery vies against Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie for charity and humiliation.
- written by Edward E. Carrillo
- Yummy Kleenex
Edible Kleenex is conservationist's answer for upcoming cold and flu season.
- written by Jean-Philippe Arcand
- Inside The Actor's Studio
Rap artist Ludacris is this week's featured guest.
- written by Paul Buxton
- Willy Wonka Alternate Ending
Health Department agents bust Willy Wonka for various factory violations.
- written by Mario Lanza
- Board Games
Housewife admits to illicit affair with other man to play board games.
- written by Vincent Gargiulo
- PrimeTime Thursday
Seeking more to the story, Connie Chung interviews the ghost of Chandra Levy.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- Celebrity Weakest Link
Dumb celebrities can't handle the pressure of game show run by Anne Robinson.
- written by Jean-Philippe Arcand
- The Heavenly Couple
Water Matthau and Jack Lemmon finally team up once again in Heaven.
- written by Will Roy
- The Six-Million Dollar Bum
Six-Million Dollar Man Steve Austin aids the oil industry.
- written by J.P. Ragan
- Levi's Plumber Fit Jeans
New Levi's Plumber fit Jeans let it all hang out.
- written by Peter McCracken
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