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Earl.....Darrell Hammond Sales Lady.....Rachel Dratch (Scene opens in a clothing store. This is a parody commercial for Levis low fit/cut Jeans) Earl: Hi, I need a size 32, in these, please. (hands her the Jeans) Sales Lady: Ah, maybe we have something in your size over here (referring to the big and tall section). Earl: No, I think I'll stick with the 32. Sales Lady: OK, these should do, they're new (hands him a pair of 32s and rolls her eyes). (Cue the Music...)"I'm...... comin'....I'm comin' out!" (The music will continue to play for the remainder of sketch. The rest of sketch is mostly visual). Earl tears the dressing room curtain aside and briskly walks out, girth obviously hanging 8 inches over his new jeans. Camera pans to his butt as he walks past the sales lady, throwing money at her. his Butt crack is showing a good 5 inches. He exists the store in a swaggering fashion onto a busy New York sidewalk. Again, with music in background, he struts down the sidewalk, similar to John Travolta's famous Saturday Night Fever strut. All the while, the camera is focussing back and forth from his ass crack to his face. The ass crack sings with the song..."I'm comin' out..." The music fades........ Announcer: New Plumber Fit Jeans From Levis. Let it All Hang Out! Rate or review this sketch. |
