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Man.....Seth Meyers Woman.....Amy Poehler (opens in a normal house. Man is sneezing a lot. Woman enters.) Woman: Oh, honey, still having this nasty cold? Man: Yeah. I'm sneezing so much there's a ton of tissues I have to dump. But the trash bin is full and the toiled is jammed. Woman: Well, why don't you try this new model of tissues? (holds Yummy Kleenex box) Man: Yummy Kleenex? What's that? Woman: It's a whole new brand of tissues. It's edible. So when your nose job is done, you don't have to throw the kleenex to the garbage anymore. You simply eat it. Man: Wow, that sounds great! Is there many flavors? Woman: Of course. (holds a box of each flavor) There's orange, mint, cherry and bubblegum! Man: I wanna try bubblegum. Woman: There you go. (hands over the bubblegum Yummy Kleenex box to Man.) Naturally you can eat Yummy Kleenex without any topping and it's still good. But you should really try it with the spicy taste of your mucus. Man: Excellent! (sneezes in a pink tissue and eats it) Mmm...it's really tasty. Woman: You bet it is. (Man and Woman both sneezes in pink tissues and put them in each other's mouth.) Announcer: Yummy Kleenex. A whole new flavored flu. (fade) Rate or review this sketch. |
