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October 13th, 2001
Host: Drew Barrymore

  • George W. Bush Meets The Arabs
    President Bush rounds up some of his strategies with a pair of Arabs.
    - written by David Green

  • Please Please Please For God's Sake Get A Life Foundation For you Damn Survivor People
    Donations accepted for a worthy cause.
    - written by Charlie G.

  • A Message from Attorney General John Ashcroft
    John Ashcroft lists the 22 most wanted terrorists in the world.
    - written by Will Roy

  • Darn It All To Heck!
    Satan has toned Hell down a bit to attract better business.
    - written by Jordan Davidson

  • Consumer Affairs
    Halloween candy and costume safety tips are discussed with Karen Anderson.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Kid Off
    Decomposing corpses takes care of problems with neighborhood kids on Halloween night.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • Don't Upset Grandma!
    Dysfunctional family unload behaviorial problems as Grandma rests in the hospital.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • The Tragic Clown
    Birthday party clown goes out of his way to cause trouble during job assignment.
    - written by Paul Buxton

  • Dizzy D.N.A.
    Mindy's DNA is off-balance thanks to Mom's roller coaster ride while pregnant.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Womo
    It does everytihng a woman does, except give men headaches.
    - written by Vincent Gargiulo

  • Living With Tom Green
    Drew laughs off all of Tom's antics at home.
    - written by Jean-Philippe Arcand

  • Boot Camp For Stuttering Reporters
    New boot camp will help reporters get it right the first time.
    - written by Christina Bultinck

  • Celebrity Jeopardy
    Sean Connery, Jennifer Aniston and Tom Hanks compete.
    - written by Matthew Fisher

  • Let's Make A Date
    Christina Aguliera can't choose which world leader she'd rather date.
    - written by Jesse Champagne

  • Osama Dines
    Osama bin Laden enjoys a smorgasbord of American foods.
    - written by Bonnie Steinholz

  • Back In The Day
    Two old-timers reflect on simpler times.
    - written by Jessica Whitt

  • Patriotic Tattoos
    Crazy guy tries to take advantage of free patriotic tattoo offer.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Taliban Barbie
    New from Mattel!
    - written by Superonline

  • Cardboard Cave
    News report feature exclusive home video footage of Osama bin Laden.
    - written by Christina Bultinck

  • Lessons
    Mom and Dad use Life Lessons alibi while trying to get rid of Son.
    - written by Rachel Mellon
Drew Barrymore - 10/13/01

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