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OPEN: Hokey western horseback scene Close-up of George W. and two Arab-looking riders (one male/one female) Bush narrating the "round-up" before him. Arab riders looking on with curious interest Bush: (confident) Yea, sure glad you guys decided to join me on the round up today. Got lots o' work ta' take care of.. you'll see it's not that tough though when we all work together. Arab 1: (curiously) What's happening there? Bush: Happens every now an' then, get a rowdy one in the bunch.. Arab 2: (smugly) But you cannot do anything with him he is too wild.. Bush: Nooo, can't let that go on, see how he bucks n' kicks n' paws the air.. gonna hurt the others. Arab 1: (smugly) He is among the others, to control him you will harm the others. Bush: Na, just the ones intimidated by him, they see 'em buckin' an' snortin' an such an' think he's the Alpha male, so they draw closer to him not realizin'.. scuze me. Yea Dick ! I see the problem.. It's those two there.. in between you an' him.. yea, that one an' that one Take 'em out. (bang, bang) (the trio cringes). Arab 2: (confused) What did you do that for he.. Bush: (interrupting) Like I was sayin' they mistakenly think he's the strong leader when in fact he's just out of control. An' were gonna bring him under control. Arab 1: (confused) But now you have lost two of the herd. Bush: (matter of factly) True, True but you saw Dick, he tried to maneuver 'round 'em.. they were just determined to be in the way, an that's not.. scuze me.. You got 'em now Dick, rope 'em off.. Ashcroft, you got that castration device? Arab 1 & 2: (startled) Castration device? Bush: At's how you take care of problems like this boys, it ain't perty but it's best for the rest of the herd. Arab 1 &2: (excitedly) But he will have no strength! He cannot mate! He.. Bush: At's rite boys he'll no longer endanger the well being of the herd, now git on over there an' give a hand with them cutters.. Arab 1 & 2: But.. But.. Bush: Git on now, git cause live from New York, it's Saturday Night! Rate or review this sketch. |
