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Announcer.....Seth Myers Survivor Fan 1.....Drew Berrymore Survivor Fan 2.....Jimmy Fallon Survivor Fan 3.....Amy Pohler (Scene a High school Locker Room, SF 1 is talking endlessly to some random extras) Survivor Fan 1: And so like.. The real world was like the original reality series. And Richard Hatch had exactly 2343 molecules on his butt.. Announcer: Is this you? If so The Please Please Please Get a Life Foundation has extended from Trekkies and Anime Otaku to: Reality Series show fans. Make a donation now.. Here are some satisfied coustemers. Survivor Fan 2: I used to be moled in the mole.. But now thanks to the foundation, I've taken up greater activites.. Such as Bowling or Sodomy.. Announcer: Yes if you call 1-900-GETALIFE you'll recieve a free booklett complete with tips on how you can stop watching those damned reality series.. Survivor Fan 3: (Reading Dully, monotone) Yes now with this package I can stop my obsession with acting out scenes from Survivor, The Mole, Manhunt, Oz, Scooby Doo, Maury Povich, Mad TV, Fear Factor, Monday Night Football (Screen says five hours later) Survivor Fan 3: .. Pretty Living, The munsters, Star Trek... (Screen Says: "A little less than five hours later) Survivor Fan 3: .. The Mark Polishuk Show that dosen't exsist.. and more! Announcer: Call now.. Or else the devil will get you! (Survivor Fan 1 appears on screen) Survivor Fan 1: This sketch is a little too short. We need more material! The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. The writers should use copy and paste. This sketch is long enough now.. Rate or review this sketch. |
