HOST : Hi, and welcome to Let’s make a date, the only show in the USA where you will see a president and two terrorist on the same stage. Christina, it’s up to you know to talk to the bachelors.

CHRISTINA: Dear men, what could you do to impress a girl with fake boobies like me ? 

Dr .EVIL: Well I would take a sexy look, say some nice words into your ear, kiss your neck and take off my clothes….

(Christina looking bored)

CHRISTINA : Ahhhhhhh… scare away you bee-gee looking baldie !

(Clinton, taking the speak)

CLINTON : Well, first, I would light a good Clinton cigar and put some nice horny music. Then, I would take you by the waist and start kissing you everywhere so then I could…..

CHRISTINA(screaming) : Get this big old horny pervert out of this show before I kick his balls once and for all.

CLINTON : Well, that’s where you’re wrong, baby, I don’t have any balls. In fact, I’m no man, I’m a girl ?

(Clinton ripping a mask out of his face to show everyone that he is…a lady ! ! !)

CHRISTINA : Well, I think you’re done.

CLINTON : YEP !

(He gets out of the scene)

CHRISTINA : Okay, bachelor number three, your turn.

BIN LADEN(looking lost) : I don’t know what I’m doing on this show. They told me I was going to an american nuclear base so I can place some bombs in it. To answer your question, I would do it in the taliban way. First, I take a big, spiny cactus and put in in your……

CHRISTINA : OK, stop it know, big bearded, flea infested a**hole ! I’m sickin’ tired of this show. I wanna go home! (she starts crying like a baby)

HOST : Well, that’s it for tonight. Tomrrow, we will see how Yoko Ono will react to our three new bachelors, Jim Carrey, Austin Powers and Adam Sandler. Goodnight folks and see you next time !