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Setting: Cave set with a big rock table. On the wall is a map of Afganistan. It has only pictures on it, no words. Pictures depict a city, training camp, air strip, and a large house. On the table are tons of American foods, Burger King, Mcdonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Tang, Yoo-Hoo, Wheaties, Cracker Jacks and Snapple. In walks Osama, he sits on a crude chair and looks at the box of Wheaties, a picture of Ex President George Bush is on the box, the box also says "prize inside" Osama rips open the box looking for the prize. He pulls out an American flag. In walks a Taliban guy, Moosaka. Moosaka: Osama, Osama, good news, we have taken over another country, look here on this map, we have a lovely city (Points to picture) What should we name it Osama? It could be our headquarters. Osama bin Laden: (He is stuffing his face with Wheaties, with his mouth totally full) Good work, Moosaka! How about Jalalalalalalyaba dabadoo! Moosaka: Excellent! Osama bin Laden: (He is opening a jar of Tang with a picture of John Glenn on it. He lifts up a crude jug of murky water and pours it into his mouth, followed by the Tang powder. He swishes the mixture in his mouth and swallows it. His Timex watch is clearly seen when he lifts his arm to drink the water) Moosaka: Now Osama, How about this lovely air strip, What should we name this? Osama bin Laden: (He is opening a Burger King whopper, and savagely begins to eat it.) How's about Shinamina-minakowabunga! Moosaka: Awesome! Next, Osama, We have this lovely house, Mullah may live here. Osama bin Laden: (He is drinking a large Yoo-Hoo) Who you Moosaka? Moosaka: No Mullah Mohammad Omar Osama bin Laden: Oh, let's call it Kandaharaharakana-hura! (Osama opens up a large box of Kentucky Fried Chicken, and begins to stuff his face, He stops for a moment, looks around and pulls a Snapple bottle out of his turban, He begins to drink. Still eating his chicken, it could be a whole chicken.) Moosaka: Osama, Osama, Look, Look, you have a new baby daughter! (Runs in holding a baby, wrapped in a dirty black rag.) What shall we call her? Osama bin Laden: (Takes a look at the baby, thinks a moment, and throws her in the garbage with a look of disgust) Moosaka: Osama, we have a training camp where we could teach our men. What name should we give it, Some thing Holy maybe? Osama bin Laden: (Eating a Mcdonalds bacon egg and cheese on a bagel) How's Garmabarma meekaleeka hi dee ho! (Osama picks up a box of Cracker Jacks, on the box is written: "Special Prize for Osama!!!!" He rips it open, finds a fire cracker that says "Put fire here" He takes a lit cigar, lights it, and it blows up in his face!) Rate or review this sketch. |
