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BLACK BACKGROUND. A SPOKESMAN is there. SPOKESMAN: Women. One minute you think they love you. The next minute you're not sure if they even know you. No doubt about it. Women are confusing and frustating. And if you're a guy like me and not gay, you know the consequences of being involved with a woman. That's why we here at the Black Background institute have developed the newest scientific breakthrough - WOMO. Let's face it. Men need women but women are just too much work. That's why you need WOMO. It looks like a woman. It smells like a woman. But fortunately for us guys, it does not act like a woman. WOMO doesn't send mixed messages or say something but mean another. WOMO won't get angry when your're with a couple of your friends at a bar. WOMO will even show interest in what you do. Yes, no more waiting home alone for that girl to "possibly" call. WOMO will call you anytime you want and put aside friends, family, work, or anything else just to talk to you. Because unlike real women, WOMO actually cares about you. ! WOMO won't flirt with other guys, talk and never shut up, and let's not forget, those crazy "middle of month" mood swings. So if you're looking for a true and better alternative for women, try WOMO - "finally your dream girl has come true." BLACK OUT. Rate or review this sketch. |
