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Jeff Nathan...Seth Meyers
(shows Nickelodeon logo, then cuts to game show) (shows two teams of kids at podiums) Announcer: These kids are going to go on a wild spree as they compete for the chance to get lots of cash and prizes! How do they do it? That's why the game is called... Audience: BURGLARY!!!! (logo is shown on screen) Announcer: And here's the host of Burglary, Jeff Nathan!! Jeff: Hello and welcome to Burglary, the show where kids get to do something you probably wouldn't do, and that is, to steal stuff!! (laughs uncontrollably) And here's the blue team, Eddie and Lisa. How old are you, Eddie? Eddie: I'm twelve years old. Jeff: And what do you like to do in your spare time? Eddie: I like to, um, well, I, like to, um, ride that thing with wheels- Jeff: A scooter? Eddie: Yeah, that's it! Jeff: All right! And Lisa, tell us about yourself. Lisa: I'm eleven years old, and I love Aaron Carter! In fact, I want to marry him! Jeff: That's wonderful! And now, on the green team, we have Mike and Stephanie! Mike, tell us a little about yourself. Mike: I'm thirteen years old, I I like bike riding, and my favorite food is sushi, and I enjoy listening to Limp Bizkit! Jeff: So what's your favorite band, Backstreet or N' Sync? Mike: I told you, it's Limp Bizkit! Jeff: Well, how about that, a real music lover! And Stephanie, it says here that you enjoy collecting stamps. Is that right? Stephanie: Yes, I've been collecting stamps since I was six, and I evn got one from 1932. It shows- Jeff: It's nice to have you here! Now here are the rules. I'm going to ask you a question, and you have to buzz in and answer it. If you get it right, you get a chance to rob our giant house! Let's see it! (shows giant house full of money and prizes behind the studio) Here's the first question! On the Nickelodeon cartoon Herbie's days, what kind of animal is Herbie? (contestants buzz in) Yes, blue team? Lisa: A gazelle! Jeff: Correct! You know what that means, don't you? It means you get to loot the house! Now you have sixty seconds to take as much as you can. There's a lot of great prizes and money hidden in there that you have to find! But remember, if you set off the alarm (alarm sounds) then you lose everything! And if the owner of the house or the security guard finds you, then you get taken out of the game (laughs uncontrollably) Are you ready? On your mark, get set- (Jeff is handed an envelope from the producer, reads the contents) Well, Eddie and Lisa, it looks like you won't be able to rob the house, because we've just been cancelled and replaced with a new Nicktoon, Octomonkey! It's half octopus, and half monkey, and whatever happens to it sure gets funky! I'm pretty sure you'll be hearing a lot about Octomonkey and you'll forget about this show! But you can still see reruns of Burglary, that is, unless you have a satellite dish! (laughs uncontrollably) Goodbye, and watch Octomonkey, the wackiest Octopus-monkey combination you'll ever see! (shows credits, and contestants and Jeff go crazy and angrily destroy the set) Announcer: He's got eight arms, and he keeps fooling around with them! He likes seafood and bananas! Whether he's in a tree, or in the sea, he's the strangest creature, you'll ever see! He's Octomonkey, and he's coming up next on Nickelodeon, the network that isn't just cartoons! Really! (Fade out) Rate or review this sketch. |
