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INT. INSURANCE OFFICE - DAY An INSURANCE AGENT walks around the office talking about his company. INSURANCE AGENT: Have you been injured in some kind of accident and your insurance company refuses to pay it? That's typical of many insurance companies including ours. Why am I telling you this? Because we are the Very Honest Insurance Company. We tell you straight up that almost any claim you make will not be paid. It's that way with most other insurance companies but those others won't tell you that. We believe honesty is the best and only policy. EXT. STREET CORNER - DAY A BUM is there. BUM: I was injured in a motorcycle accident and I didn't get anything. But the thing is, I knew I wouldn't. BACK TO INSURANCE AGENT. INSURANCE AGENT: Fascinating testimony. We'll tell you right when you enter the door, that we will not pay for your injury. We do this because of one simple factor. If we give you all the money, we'll go out of business. I personally will lose my job and my private secretary, and I don't want that to happen. We will do everything in our power to screw you over. We will, if need be, take your house, your car, and portions of your family including the dog. I really shouldn't of told you that but that's how determined we are to be the most honest insurance company of them all. We won't be satisfied until we've taken your last dime. BLACK OUT. Rate or review this sketch. |
