Dumb Blonde Training Institute written by: Patrick Lonergan Recruiter.....Gwyneth Paltrow Recruiter: Girls, are boy passing you up because you're a free-thinking, educated non-blonde? Well, you no longer have to experience rejection or a decline in your social life, because now you can train to become a dumb blonde. As a dumb blonde, you'll be made fun of, but you'll also be respected as a cheap sex object. At our training institute, you'll learn how to indicate that you don't know something. You'll learn how to agree to do anything a guy asks you to do. And you'll learn how to avoid having to pay for anything on your looks alone. To find out if you have the necessary abilities it takes to become a dumb blonde, take this easy test in the comfort of your own home: Someone walks up to you and asks, "How are you doing today?" You respond: A. "I'm doing fine." or B. "I don't know." During a crucial job interview, your potential boss drops a pencil on the floor and makes you bend over to pick it up. He then asks for your name. You respond: A. My name is (such and such)." or B. "I don't know." If you answered "B" for both questions, then you already have the ability it takes to become a dumb blonde. On the other hand, if you answered "A" to either question, then you may require more extensive training, but we guarantee that you will become a dumb blonde. To receive our free brochure, send a postcard with your name, adress and phone number - or as much of it as you can remember - to: DUMB BLONDE TRAINING INSTITUTE 6921 DIZZY LANE IDIOTSVILLE, NY 10592 Rate or review this sketch. Site hosted by jt.org | 11/10/01