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November 17th, 2001
Host: Billy Bob Thornton

  • Osama bin Laden Action Figures
    Destructive toys match the fun Bush is having with bin Laden and army.
    - written by Suzette D. Carrillo

  • What To Do About Ellen
    CBS executives attempt to salvage DeGeneres sitcom.
    - written by Harris Daniels

  • Elmo Roast
    Muppet Elmo endures roast tributes unsuitable for child audience.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • Sensitive Airlines
    Traveler continually says the wrong words during plane flight.
    - written by Patrick Lonergan

  • Burnadette Bucket I
    Burnadette and her big butt spend an afternoon shopping.
    - written by Charles Winslow

  • Seinfeld Does the Classics
    Seinfeld adopts centuries-old humor into his latest act.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Burnadette Bucket II
    Burnadette takes her big butt for a bike ride.
    - written by Charles Winslow

  • Different Hats/Fire!
    Soldiers learn the magic word to self-defeat.
    - written by Vincent Gargiulo

  • Special Friends Dating Service
    Mr. Butler hopes to meet big-breasted kinky women at dating service.
    - written by Mario Lanza

  • Whose Line Is It Anyway?
    Sean Connery proves to be unsuccessful improv contestant.
    - written by Kris Thompson

  • Looking Back
    Office lackey bombards co-workers with tales of events past.
    - written by J.P. Ragan

  • Burnadette Bucket III
    Burnadette dines at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
    - written by Charles Winslow

Billy Bob Thornton - 11/17/01

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