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| Announcer.....Will Ferrell Dad.....Billy Bob Thorton Kid #1.....Maya Rudolph Kid #2.....Chris Kattan (Scene opens up in a living room. Two kids are sitting on the sofa, bored). Kid #1: I am so bored! Kid #2: Me too!(Dad comes in with a shopping bag). Dad: Hey kids, why so glum? Kid #2: We are so bored! Dad: Why not play with your action figures. Kid #1: Those action figures bite. Dad: Well, I brought you the new Osama Bin Laden Action figures and playset(Reaches into bag and hands it to them. Kid #1: Awesome! Kid #2: Thanks (They start playing with it and we cut to announcer). Announcer: Hey, boys and girls. New from Mattel, its the new Osam Bin Laden Action Figures and Playset. You'll get Osama Bin Laden and his Taliban army. Osama comes with his own can of anthrax, a prayer rug and a rifle. You'll also get a Bush action figure and U.S. action figures complete with gas masks and bomber planes. Push a button on the Osama Bin Laden doll and he self destructs. President Bush has a computer to freeze Bin Ladens assets, a machine gun and he does karate when you press a button on his arm. You can make him kick the crap out of Osama. Included in the set are the Taliban Caves. Buy it today! (Fade to Black) Rate or review this sketch. |
