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* Burnadette Bucket: taking a bike ride, down a bike route, on the main roadway. The tires are flat and hanging off the rims, which are sparking. Her rear end has swallowing the whole seat, which can't be seen. *Road signs reading: load limit two tons, No trucks through. Characters movement *Head is bobbing back and forth,up and down. She is gasping for air, sweating entirely, as she goes about her bike ride. *Passengers and drivers are driving by her yelling out obscene remarks ( fat jokes). *A Police Officer, with a regretting look on his face. Setting Ext> On a bike ride down the roadway Act1> Vehicle 1: (drives by yelling) Get that freakin semi off the road Bucket Burnadette: (gives a double take look at the car curiously, wondering why that remark came up. Panting as she rides on more, and the sparks still fly off the wheels) Vehicle 2: This isn't an airport landing ya'know Burnadette: (nearly rides off the side of the road, quickly stops for a bit, and gives the 'forearm over the crease of the bent elbow, with fist and middle finger in the air') Vehicle 3: (Laughing as they go by) The cow crossing is 5 miles back Burnadette: (turns and slaps herself on the rump, it Jiggles like jello, then picks a wedge from her spandex, as she proceeds to mount her bike again, with problems lifting her hefty thigh over the seat - Burnadette now resumes her riding, at first, a little shaky at takeoff. The wheels wiggle back and forth, as she almost wipes out face first on the bike, gasping in fear) Vehicle 4: Hey Babe?, Where's Paul Bunyon? The Police Officer: (Walks up to Burnadette, pissed because he has to deal with this, mumbles to himself) Crap!, my shift is over in ten minutes too. Burnadette: (turns her head, looking excited that she is being approached by a 'Real man in uniform' Her crack is now soaked with perspiration and the sweat is pretty much pouring down over her face and out of her body everywhere. A swarm of flys are gathering around her now. She then turns and gives the police officer a big happy, Gap bearing smile, with her eyes just a fluttering at him.) Police Officer: (Swatting at the bugs gathering, he proceeds to write her a citation, pointing at the sign that reads, Weigh Station ahead) Rate or review this sketch. |
