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December 8th, 2001
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Host: Hugh Jackman
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- Osama Plans Escape
Geraldo Rivera and the Taliban foil Osama bin Laden's escape plans.
- written by Randy Hyden
- No More Matrix Parodies
Keanu Reeves speaks out against films that rip off "Matrix" filming techniques.
- written by Mario Lanza
- Celebrity Jeopardy
Sean Connery vs. Hugh Grant and Hugh Jackman.
- written by Suzette D. Carrillo
- Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Rumsfeld the poet recites limericks about situation in Afghanistan.
- written by Patrick Lonergan, Randy Hyden and Mario Lanza
- Old Lady Race
Old women compete for the gold in high-stakes race.
- written by Vincent Gargiulo
- Marty and Bobbi at Bloomingdales
The Culps sing Christmas parodies at Bloomingdales.
- written by Rachel Miller
- Grimball's Department Store
Department store employees try to create a non-biased store Christmas display.
- written by Patrick Lonergan
- The Perverted Fire
Pervert's porn obsession leads to apartment fire.
- written by Vincent Gargiulo
- The Maury Povich Show
Son's $40,000 a year habit is featured on this week's program.
- written by Les Watts
- The New X-Men
Wolverine tries to adjust to new X-Men members.
- written by Jean-Philippe Arcand
- The Beaver & Pussy Show
Jerry Mathers and Honor Blackman host a nuaghty talk show.
- written by J.P. Ragan
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