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We start with some short showable footage from an actual porn movie. Then cut to a little second floor apartment that has posters of sexy supermodels and sexy images all over on every wall. A perverted wide-eyed little man in pajamas sits on his bed watching this porn flick on his TV. A bottle of lotion's next to him. He's got one hand in his pants and got his tongue sticking way out. We hear on the TV set a woman having an orgasm but right at the woman's climax, the electricity goes out. After a few seconds of darkness, a little flame coming from the pervert's lighter pops on. He's using the flame's light to look at a porn magazine. After a while though, he notices that the fire from his lighter has caught onto the magazine. He gets startled, throws the flaming magazine down onto his bed, and runs into the bathroom. He opens the bottom cabinet, throws out a bunch of porn magazines, and gets out a bucket. He tries filling the bucket up in the sink but the sink is too small to get the bucket under. So he goes to the bathtub, throws out his inflatable woman onto the floor, and fills the bucket up there. Then, when finished, he accidentally trips over the inflatable woman spilling all the water. He refills the bucket and runs into his living room to find his bed totally in flames. The pervert is so shocked by this that he throws the bucket up in surprise, getting more water on him then on the bed. By now there is a lot of smoke and he's decides he's got to leave. He goes over to his window, opens it, and starts throwing drawers of sexual items onto the street. A man walking by has a dildo hit him. Back in the apartment, we see the pervert with a stick, trying to get off one of his posters on the wall around his bed. Once he gets it loose though, the poster just falls into the flames. Back on the street, the man picks up a couple of magazines, browses through them, cautiously stuffs them into his jacket, and walks away. In the apartment, the pervert throws another bucket of water onto the flames, but with all the smoke, he begins to really cough. We hear outside a fire truck approaching. Just as the firemen are about to enter, here comes the pervert running out, carrying his inflatable woman and a penis enlarger. The pervert stops to find that a small crowd has gathered. Everyone just stares at him, even the firemen. Then, with the camera behind him, his pants fall off, revealing his privates to a very shocked crowd. BLACK OUT. Rate or review this sketch. |
