December 15th, 2001
Host: Ellen Degeneres
Ellen Degeneres' Monologue
Ellen insists that the show be lesbian joke-free.
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
ESPN Sportscenter I
Obscenity usage on the set uncovered.
- written by
Rachel Miller
Target Card
Target employee goes overboard trying to give away free gift with Target Card.
- written by
Mario Lanza
Casting Call for Temptation Island III, Celebrity Edition
Real celebrities are selected to appear on "Temptation Island".
- written by
Les Watts
ESPN Sportscenter II
Jason Giambi announces his departure from ESPN.
- written by
Rachel Miller
Suspicious Airport Security
Innocent items are deemed dangerous by suspicious airport security.
- written by
Charlie G.
The "I Hate Christmas" Carolers
Mean-spirited lyrics encompass holiday album.
- written by
Patrick Lonergan
The Charlotte Muzzle
Charlotte Church's offensive statements land her mouth in the muzzle.
- written by
Mario Lanza
ESPN Sportscenter III
Sex discrimination of ESPN female sports anchors is uncovered.
- written by
Rachel Miller
The Hollywood Minute
David Spade delivers commentary about the cast of "MadTV".
- written by
Kris Thompson
