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ESPN Sportscenter I
written by: Rachel Miller


Dan Patrick.....Darrell Hammond
Stuart Scott.....Dean Edwards
Rich Eisen.....Seth Green
Kenny Mayne.....Will Ferrell
Trey Wingo.....Chris Kattan
Linda Kohn.....Rachel Dratch
Rece Davis.....Jimmy Fallon


Dan Patrick: When to comes to censorship, we here at Sportscenter tend to get way out of hand using obscenities on the set.

Stuart Scott: You little piece of (beep)!

Rich Eisen: Come on, (beep) get lost!

Kenny Mayne: Went to get it on, you son of a (beep)?

Trey Wingo: Yeah, let's do it!

Rece Davis: Hey, Linda! I really like your boobs! Did you get any implants for them?

Linda Cohn: (beep) you!

Dan Patrick: Sure we use foul language on the set. It really makes it an entertaining show.

Rich Eisen: I'm joining the Ku Klux Klan all because of working with you (beep)!


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