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ESPN Sportscenter III
written by: Rachel Miller


Linda Kohn.....Rachel Dratch
Suzy Kolber.....Ana Gasteyer
Chris McKendry.....Amy Poehler
Robin Roberts.....Maya Rudolph
Ken Griffey, Jr.....Tracy Morgan
Chris Berman.....Horatio Sanz
Dan Patrick.....Darrell Hammond


Linda Cohn: As female Sportscenter anchors, we tend to be called names by our fellow anchors and male athletes.

Ken Griffey, Jr.: Hey, sex kitten! What are you doing in my locker?

Chris Berman: Hi, Chris! Did you have a hysterectomy today?

Dan Patrick: What's wrong with you? Are you having your period?

Linda Cohn: Of course, we get teased as female sportscasters. But it's all part of life.

Suzy Kolber: Why did you call me a sex kitten?


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